Chris Colfer dirty secrets

John slid his hards down Chris’s smove back, along the curvature of his spine before his hands landed on Chris’s plump behind. He gripped it between his fingers and squeezed.

“Chris?”

“Yes John?” Chris said, looking at the beautiful man with a predatory look, his fingers tracing the abolsutely beautiful, amazing, totally not horrible tattoo on John’s chest.

“You have the most amazing… smile.”

submission by wingedwickedthings

Ok so like my biggest chris colfer dirty secret is that he comes into the tattoo parlour where I work and our eyes meet from across a crowded room. He’s wearing this adorable hat with blue feathers and he takes it off as he bows down to me. I drop the needle I’m using to pierce this guy’s nipple and reach for him. Out hands meet and we both feel electricity. So we go into the store room, without saying a word and start getting naked. He tells me he likes my pierced fat rolls and my many tattoos of vaginas (they’re so beautiful, AREN’T THEY?!) and then just before he pushes his tick cock into my virginal hole he admits he’d rather put it somewhere else. I turn around, but then he says, “I didn’t mean there.”

Turning back round again, I get down on my knees. He takes my face in his hands, but before I know what’s happening, he removes my plugs and thrusts his cock into my gaping ear lobe.

I scream in pleasure!

When he’s finsihed, he starts to pull away, but I tell him to wait. Grabbing the knfie from next to me, I cut off his penis and let it remain in my ear.

We only had a short time together, but his penis will remain there forever. Eventually, my skin started growing over it. It became incased within my ear lobe.

Years later, he returns.

He aren’t sure what to do because he has no penis. But I come up with an idea! I use a knife (the same one I used to cut off his penis <333 ) to slice open his perineum, then I fuck him with a strap onm while he sucks on my ear lobe-penis.

submission by wingedwickedthings

Taking Chris’s hand in his own, Darren slowly pushed the sensitive head of his cock through Chris’s tight ring of muscle. Gasping, Chris squeezed his eyes shut.

“Do you want me to stop?” Darren asked, worried as he placed kisses across his lover’s daintily freckled face.

“No, baby, keep going,” Chris hissed, though he was in so much pain.

Darren nodded and forced another inch of his manhood between Chris’s delicate buttcheeks. The pain became seering and intense. Chris cried out! He reached down between his legs to start touching himself, trying to forget the burning sensation in his arse, but Darren simply batted his hand away and started stroking his boner for him.

“Darren, baby, Darren, My Dan Dan, DANNY!” Chris moaned as Darren’s fingers worked their way down his ten inch cock. All the while, Chris could feel the other boy’s dick slowly pushing him open and wow! The pain was dulling and the feeling that remained was better than bowties and Broadway put together! Chris gasped, not believing he’d actually thought that, but it transformed itself into a moan when Darren’s thumb swiped across the nerve-rich tip of his cock, wiping away the precum.

When he was fully inside of Chris, Darren planted a sweet kiss on his forehead that was smooth and shiny like porcelain, before starting up a slow rhythm. Chris groaned in intense pleasure at each perfectly timed thrust and pushed his hips pack to meet Darren’s. He knew he couldn’t hold on much longer as his eyelids fluttered shut and Darren’s calloused fingers grasped and pulled at the skin tightening around his balls as his orgasm built up in his gut.

He opened his eyes just before he was about to come to see the foreskin of his cock retracting. “I’M GONNA CUM!” he screamed, grabbing onto Darren’s hips. At that moment he saw whitre streaks erupt from his penis and splatter over Darren’s glorious god like chest.

“CHRIS BABY I’M COMING TOO BABE.” Chris waited for the pleasure of Darren’s come filling up his arsehole. “Actually, I think I’m gonna…—” There was a retching sound and Chris looked up just in time to see the wave of vomit come cascading down from Darren’s beautiful lips.

“Oh baby, keep it coming,” he moaned, basking in the warm puke, feeling the chunks slide across his face. He licked his lips and mmmm it tasted just like Darren.

Darren froze suddenly and grunted. Chris thought at first that he’d reached his climax, but then he realised it was something else. Darren slowly pulled out of Chris and he was able to see two things:

1) He was hard. Again!

2) A thick log of poo emerging from Darren’s buttocks.

“SHIT ON MY FACE!” he cried impulsively, realising his kink for feces.

“That’s what I was planning on doing,” Darren winked and at that moment… at that moment Chris realised that he was in love.

Darren raised his hips over Chris’s head and grunted as a chunk of shit plopped onto Chris’s beautiful face, on top of the vomit and slid down his awline before settling on his ear. Then he pushed harder, his stomach grumbling, and out of his arse shot a sudden spurt of liquidated poopoo.

“Explosive diarrhea! I knew it was a good idea to get Indian…” Chris rejoiced and opened his mouth to catch some of the excrement raining down upon him in sudden, strong bursts.

All this time, he was stroking himself and came again at the exact moment that Darrren did.

They waited for the last of the diarrhea to trickle out of Darren’s butthole before both collapsing. Darren took Chris’s face in his hands and licked off every last bit of shit, vomit and semen.

Then, curling up in each other’s arms, they softly fell asleep. And you know what they dreamed about that night? Fucking.

submission by wingedwickedthings yes that’s right alice no anonymity 4 u

I wish I was pregnant with Chris Colfer’s child and on my last month of pregnancy I would ride his hard cock so much that when I came, the baby  would be thrown out of my vagina and onto his cum-covered dick.

Then I would lick them both clean while Chris cuts the umbilical cord.

submission by anonymous

I’ve had testicle cancer for awhile now and although it’s being cured i still wish i could have sex with chris before it’s fully healed because my biggest fantasy is Chris  going down on me dressed in a cat suit. The following would happen:

I am in the room where I receive my medication, today an old lady who i’ve met at the beginning of my cancer is here and the nurses told us to expect the visit of someone famous for some magazines I don’t care about. In my heart I, of course, wish for Chris Colfer to come over but the nurses tell me that they do not know who is coming nor when they are going to arrive. Now it’s hot and in the middle of the afternoon when the head nurse burst into the room with some guy sporting shades, I can see he his fairly smile and has a gummy smile so my heart and guts jumps a bit, and not because of the strong medication i’ve got to take.

The head nurse leaves us with the guy after introducing him to us, of course i already know who he is, because i’ve never not watched at least five time an episode of glee. I cheerfully wave at him, my dick slowly starting to rise at the sight of his legs perfectly clasping to the fabric of his pants and let my gaze greedily set itself on his crotch. Because it’s so hot i’m pretty sure his balls are sweaty and his cock is starting to itch against his boxers for some kind of relief, that’s when he touches my shoulder to make me snap out of my reverie and ask me how i’m doing and if everything is okay.
I answer that yes, everything is perfectly alright even if my penis is now fully erected and towering towards him like a lance would toward a knight during a jousting tournament.

I cannot help but slowly raise my hand to his butt cheeks, slightly caressing it through the fabric before forcefully trying to force two of my fingers down his anus even if his pants are restraining me from doing so. I can feel him stiffen under my touch and he turns around blushing, a crimson red spreading to his cheeks, and i just want nothing more than take him now, on this chair even with the risks of pulling out my perfusion.

I hastily unfasten his belt and pull down his pants and boxers, not hearing his protestations, my dick is hard and so is his, I push him down hard against it, at first just sliding rapidly against his buttocks before aiming for the impatient hole that I could feel opening and closing as my hard cock was stroking it.

Being inside him is wonderful, the emotion overflows me and the poison in my veins that is going to cure my cancer starts to act, as I reach for his mouth to kiss, a bit of vomit comes up and I share it with him. He growls with pleasure and I start thrusting, as the effort makes more bile coming up and my abs contracting make my orgasm only nearer, I fully discharge myself in his mouth and anus.

While Chris gently wipes the vomit off our face by licking it, I can hear the sound of the old lady’s fingers gently rubbing against her vagina, and the dripping of her cum on the floor.

submission by anonymous

So I’d take him to the fast food restaurant my daddy owns late at night after everyone has left. He has a thing for big (curvy) girls so I’d let him eat chips and burgers off of my stomach, but I know he’s just little, so he couldn’t eat that many, but I’d keep making him eat to plump him up so that his little stomach is bloated when I fuck him on one of the tables.

When we’re finished, I’d carry him round into the kitchen as he sleeps peacefully and lower him into the fryer. I don’t want him completely fried, just slightly, so that his skin melts off and I can see the sinews and muscles beneath, then ewe’d fuck. Then I’d put him back into the fryer and fuck him again until he’s dead. When that happens, I’ll put his remains back in the fryer and make sure they’re all crispy before I insert them into my anus and vagina. It would be so hot. 

submission by anonymous

My biggest Chris Colfer fantasy would be for him to fondle my breast(because i had cancer the doctors had to remove one) while I suck his dick he put in my anus before and it would be covered with feces and then when he would be close to coming he would put his dick back into my anus, cum hard and to make me come as well, he would suck it hard out of my anus and feces would come with it.

submission by anonymous